Real Magic for When Life Goes to Sh*t
The Chaos Witch’s Survival Guide
✨ A powerful, printable chaos management system for modern witches on the edge ✨
You’re burned out, spiraling, overwhelmed AF — and still trying to keep your magic alive?
Same, babe.
That’s why I created The Chaos Witch’s Survival Guide — a no-fluff, all-fire system to help you stay magically grounded even when everything’s falling apart.
This isn’t just a spellbook. It’s a survival spell-system.
⚡ Inside the Guide, You’ll Get:
💥 5-Minute Rituals to shift your energy fast
🌪️ Crisis Spells + Chaos Workflows (flowchart included)
🕯️ Sabbat Templates for Midsummer & Yule
💼 Witchy Work Hacks for your 9–5 (or 2–AM meltdown)
🌑 Shadow Work Prompts that bite back
- Optional Companion Workbook for reflection & journaling
🖤 Made for witches who are:
- Too tired for a 13-step ritual
- Craving real support, not just pretty aesthetics
- Living with chronic illness, stress, or a schedule from hell
- Done with perfectionist, gatekeep-y spiritual spaces
💌 And when you sign up?
You’ll get exclusive early access plus…
🖤 A FREE 1-month subscription to The Chaos Coven
(my premium Substack full of behind-the-scenes chaos, spellcraft, and no-BS witchy empowerment)
🎁 A Manifest That Magic Daily Planner PDF — your enchantment-at-a-glance ritual tracker to set vibes, cast spells, and conjure your day with intention.
“Finally, something for witches who cry in the shower and still want to cast spells.”
💌 Want to be the first to get it (and maybe snag an exclusive discount)?
Drop your email below and I’ll summon you when it drops.
Because magic isn’t just moon water and aesthetics.
Sometimes it’s survival. And you don’t have to do it alone.
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